- Mild chorizo. Wonder if that's an oxymoron.
- Cats in. Cats out.
- Forget non-stick. How about a self-cleaning skillet?
- There has to be a way to unclog pores. Maybe nobody's discovered it yet.
- Fiber. Hmm.
- A waffle iron—would we use it?
- Feet cold. Butt cold.
- Wish I liked eggplant.
4 comments:
My thoughts:
Fiber. I need to stop wearing thongs.
Why can't the cat learn to do massage?
man, I have to fart.
How did my nails get so short?
You and MHP crack me up!
p.s. Cats DO do massage; they just don't do it on the right spots. :-)
So true. Kitties will sive you a massage, but usually only as they're walking across your back. Lasts 5 seconds at most. Most of the time they're massaging your (full) bladder. Thanks, cats.
I use my waffle iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches. Yum. Also to make toast, pre-buttered on both side, with lots of places for the jam to collect.
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